The Smoke's Up

Jobu love good cigars. Jobu smoke all the time. Sometimes, people give Jobu cigar for free and Jobu like (unless people Yankees fans. Jobu hate the Yankees). But there one man who Jobu not take cigar from:


Jobu not mention names because Jobu being watched. Evil eye scare Jobu. But Jobu recommend to not take wet cigar that smell like fish from man who is slick.

Black Talk

Jobu not understand why black women behind him in movie theater mus talk during whole movie. Jobu have spare chicken, will share. Maybe shut women up?

American Idol

Jobu has jus learned about American Idol. Is very bad. Jobu is idol and has been around long time before Simon Cowell. Jobu curse you, English man.