Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Is almost time for baseball season to start. Jobu think it time to get hair done nice for big opening day at Progressive Field. Except Jobu not sure what kind of haircut to get and need advice.


Right now, Jobu's hair look like this. Bushy (heh) and white. Maybe old way good enough.


Maybe Jobu need to color hair. Jobu like red. Lindsay Lohan trashy, but have nice hair.


Martha Stewart have nice professional haircut. Very clean and well kept. Maybe people take Jobu serious with more serious haircut?


Jobu already have wild hair. Maybe Jobu need gel to spike it up. Complete opposite of Martha Stewart. Hmmmm....


Jobu have good sense of humor. Maybe Jobu need to tap into funny side. Maybe haircut like Jay Leno work best. Jobu look good with salt and pepper hair.


Jobu hate American Idol. But Jobu is idol and American Idol make folks famous. Jobu like fame. Clay Aiken not even win American Idol and still famous! Jobu might need hair like Clay.


Jobu thought about retro 'do. What about Leonard Nimoy? Leonard have bitchin' sideburns which Jobu like. Jobu could rock sideburns. Yea!


Jobu also thought about going bald. Jobu love LOST and like Locke. Locke get shit done, not like pussy Jack. Locke real man with shaved head. Jobu real man, too. Maybe Jobu look good bald.

So, what you think? Help Jobu choose best haircut:

[] Vote Fro

[] Vote Ho

[] Vote Con

[] Vote Don

[] Vote Jay

[] Vote Gay

[] Vote Spock

[] Vote Locke

[] Other (Please specify):