Jobu still sad. Indians still not win single game yet. What worse is Indians lose to Toronto Blow Jobs. Canadians! How can baseball team lose to hockey team? Is very bad. Canada now on Jobu's shit list, too. Jobu think is time to change name of Cleveland ballpark from Progressive Field to Regressive Field.
If Indians keep losing, Jobu not have liver from all this drinking. Which remind Jobu... is time to get more rum: only good constant in Jobu's life.
Jobu do more drinking all week than all last year. Almost out of rum. Very bad.
Canadians are nice people.
ReplyDeleteAnd they make othrs be nice too.
Is very bad.